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Have u ever had sex with a pharoah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs
one of the best posts
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having a panic attack but at least i look cute
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*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*
in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece
In my house its called laundry! Thank you!
Three kinds of people
Im actually two of these people
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Keep Dancing Baby…
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this is it..where i hold the Meetings..
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this is me communicating my thoughts while high and thinking i’ve said them out loud but they remain internalized
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I’m pickle shift via Shitty_Car_Mods
finally living up to your url i see
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